The World According to Jackson

According to Jackson, when will he attend college?
a. Never
b. When he's old
c. In three days
d. After lunch

When Jackson looks into the toilet after going "potty" and sees a big poop, what does he call it?
a. A snake
b. A limo poop
c. Ginormous
d. Nothing, he just laughs

When my friend Amy offers Jackson a treat of crackers, he responds with:
a. Thanks so much Jett's Mommy!
b. Really, cheese crackers?
c. This isn't a treat, chocolate is a treat!
d. These are my favorite and I'm not sharing with anyone!

Much to my chagrin, which character is Jackson currently immitating?
a. Mater from Cars
b. Boots, the monkey from Dora
c. B.O.B from Monsters vs. Aliens
d. Max from Max and Ruby

Answers:
1. Couple of days ago I told Jackson that I was the boss. He wondered outloud when he gets to be the boss. I told him he could be the boss after he went to college. He replied, "I think I will go to college in three days!"

2. Yea, sorry for the poop reference, but that is what you talk about with two kids under the age of four. The other day he actually called me in the bathroom to check out his extra long poop and exclaimed, "Look Mommy! It's a limo poop!"

3. Amy and Charlie came to babysit for the kiddos tonight while I had class and Matt was at report card pickup day. After dinner, she offered them a treat of crackers. He responded with "This isn't a treat, chocolate is a treat!" He later suggested that he look harder for some chocolate treats in the kitchen.

4. Yea, so any of you who have seen Max and Ruby know that Max speaks in only one word sentences. Car! Milk! Balloon. I hate that show. Jackson has started to talk like that too. He has an impressive vocabulary for a three year old, but is running around immitating this dumb rabbit. We deleted the show from our tivo. So long Max!